Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD) featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’ by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage mixed with new) Count Orlock a deviant adulterous shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep who is tearing Bremen a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun to stop him in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound